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Contrary to what people may think about
our boozing ways, let us assure you that
Wasabinuki is not a one dimensional outfit of
rogue individuals and drunkards. Our main
purpose is to network and meet real and genuine
people and it just so happens that alcohol is
always nearby. Some of us are still frequently
out and about, exploring various areas that
would be ideal for people to hang out and
basically have fun. We are currently planning
out various activities and events for the rest
of the year. Until last year, the Drunken
Olympics was THE event of the season, but we'll
be changing things up a bit so that every
activity and event is memorable and worth
experiencing. Here is the kicker: some of the
upcoming events will not just revolve around the
mass consumption of alcohol. For example, Wasabi
Sports Day (working title), Wasabi Book Club,
Food Festivals, just to name a few. No,
Wasabinuki is not getting soft, rest assured if
you challenged any one of us with our boozing
intake, "WE WILL BRING THE NOISE DOWN ON YOU",
we're just spreading our wings and digging in to
our many resources to maximize Wasabinuki's
potential to be a fun group who pride themselves
in experiencing what the world has to offer and
meeting new people along the way.
The people of
Wasabinuki do not discriminate. However, we
don't like folks that have the knack, talent,
and uncanny ability to be asses (yes, that
includes ass-holes and or jack asses), jerkies,
douchebags, slut-monkey's, bitch-mongers,
whore-nuns, hater-facers, player-fakers,
drama-magnets, cling-ons, psycho-bubble bears or
cotton candy stick dynamite itch crotchers.
We would just like to meet the best part of you,
but if the best part of you contains any of the
characteristics previously mentioned above, even
for one half of a damn split second, then we
will run away from you as if you were the father
and mother of the black plague. On top of that
we will spread nasty rumors to random people
that you like humping wild billy goats that only
have three legs. We're not talking about the
older, adult billy goats. We're talking about
the young ones that haven't even developed their
sex organs or glands ot make milk you sick
hormone raging animal belly rubber!
So if you are a stellar mo-fer and can make
people laugh because you have a wicked sense of
humor, can keep up and contribute in stimulating
and entertaining conversation, shoot the shit
when no one needs to take one, can drink alcohol
without abusing it, are a graduate of the
D.A.R.E program, and can be consistently swell,
festive, and amazing, then we welcome you with
open arms and ripe armpits... |
3rd - Sergio's Birthday
